- Ryan Reynolds is reportedly now the frontrunner to take over the Christopher Lambert role in the long-developing remake of Highlander. Great news for everyone who saw Wolverine and thought, “That was great and all, but could I please see Ryan Reynolds in just one more terrible film involving swords and beheading?” – Writer/director Scott [...]
A rare Bill Murray-heavy film to not be driven by an auteur’s distinct voice or Garfield’s love of lasagna, Hyde Park on Hudson is an adaptation of a BBC radio play about a weekend of monarch-meeting and wild, wild cousin love for noted cousin-lover/president Franklin Delano Roosevelt, played by Murray. The film comes from Notting [...]
In the latest Alex Cross film, Tyler Perry temporarily strips away his fat suit to play the detective/psychologist–first portrayed by Morgan Freeman in Kiss the Girls and Along Came a Spider–as he hunts for his wife’s murderer. Lost‘s Matthew Fox plays said murderer/MMA fighter (spoiler?), and as you can see above, he’s daringly decided to [...]
Wise to leave all the film’s spurting whipped cream out of this shot. This way it will take the guy defacing the bus shelter at least another twenty seconds to draw in the semen. Katy Perry: Part of Me Poster [IMPA]
Noting, “the world is too violent now,” and fearing he is only encouraging this violence every time he fights a man with a refrigerator, Jackie Chan has announced his retirement from action movies. Just as soon as he does Rush Hour 4. And Karate Kid 2. But that’s really more of an acting showcase. Speaking [...]
With a Short Circuit remake and a farting dog movie on his plate, one would think Alvin and the Chipmunks and Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties director Tim Hill would have more than enough servings live-action and CGI to fill him for a while. But Tim Hill’s desire for broad, family entertainment cannot be [...]
Alcon Entertainment’s belated Blade Runner franchise initiative is still easy enough to question–as easy as snidely reminding everyone that Alcon had a hand in Dude, Where’s My Car?, Racing Stripes, the Wicker Man remake, P.S. I Love You, One Missed Call, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, and Eddie Murphy’s live-action/CGI Hong Kong Phooey!–but [...]
This bootlegged recording will probably be pulled soon, so if you want to see the Anchorman: The Legend Continues teaser without going to a theater, now is the time to do that. Now is also the time to cream in your jeans:
Before he gets around to bringing Speed to the highbrow world of classical piano, Elijah Wood is starring in Maniac, in which he brings women’s scalps to the world of a maniac who wants to put them on his mannequins. This remake of the 1980 William Lustig cult classic was written by The Hills Have [...]
In The Words, Bradley Cooper and Ben Barnes–separated from one another by decades, Cooper in the present and Barnes in some de-saturated time in the past–each struggle with writer’s block, get inspired by a beautiful woman, and are finally met with rejection after completing a book they thought would be their magnum opus. Parallels! Their [...]