If you’ve seen Road House, you know how awesome this is going to be. If you have not, don’t worry, this won’t spoil anything. The face punches are but salt and pepper liberally sprinkled atop Road House‘s meaty filling of Patrick Swayze and cheesy layer of monster truck driving through a car dealership.
This unfortunately fails to capture the ultimate, figurative punch-in-the-face the audience grateful receives only by watching Road House start to finish. Let’s all do that now.